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If you ask her, Paris Hilton is “one of the best cooks ever.” At least, that’s what she says on her brand new cooking show, “Cooking with Paris.”

The jack-of-all-trades heiress has launched the cooking show on her YouTube channel, cooking up her “famous lasagna” for the first ep. Sure, she forgets to put onions and garlic in her sauce, but she stays fabulous in the process, wearing some fingerless gloves, a rainbow unicorn sweater, her hair down and done. So does her little sous chef chihuahua Diamond Baby, whom she describes as “killing it” in a custom Chanel apron.

Paris is a businesswoman, after all, so she gets some product placement in there, too. Taking a quick break from cooking in the middle of the episode, she gives herself a refreshing spritz of her own body spray.