When i go to a party, i normally stand in the corner quietly petting the dog. Here's some conversation-starters for your next socially awkward party
#1 What if everything in the world was made up of types of cheese?
#2 What if we all had a talking donkey companion like in Shrek?
#3 What if every time we took a step, the ground would “squeak” beneath our feet?
#4 What if you were given 10 gallons of Coca-Cola, and it was the only thing you could use as currency for the rest of your life?
#5 What if we lived in helium balloon houses that floated just below the clouds and to get around, we used other helium balloons attached to a track?
#6 What if dogs walked us?
#7 What if you could only wear the same outfit you wore on your sixth birthday to your wedding?
#8 What if we lived in gardens, and sunflowers were our walls and vines covered our heads as the roof?
#9 What if your first kiss was the only kiss you could ever experience for the rest of your life? Even if it was with different people, the kiss played out the same as the first one—forever.
#10 What if our bathing suits were our formal wear, and our formal wear was our bathing suits?
#11 What if dragons existed and we lived among them—like we had coworkers who were dragons, and boyfriends/girlfriends who were dragons?
#12 What if we could look exactly how we wanted to just by envisioning it? Want blue hair? Think about it. Want a giant butt? Think about it.
#13 What if instead of fur, animals were covered in fake eyelashes—all over their bodies?
#14 What if aliens were our landlords and if we didn’t pay rent on time they would abduct us to their home planets where we lived with other people who didn’t pay their rent on time?
#15 What if skateboards were actually alive and instead of pushing off against the ground, the creature just ran until you told it to stop at your destination?
#16 What if stars were really lights on cameras that were watching your every move? Someone up in the sky is watching the videos and laughing at everything we do.
#17 What if humans were like horses and donkeys, and instead of wearing shoes we had hooves/horseshoes and instead of getting pedicures we got hoove-icures.
#18 What if tattoos were actually just dry erase style and whenever we wanted them to be hidden we could just “erase” them, and to make them come back we would rub the opposite direction?
#19 What if trees and plants really talked to each other and talked smack about the outfits we wear when we walk through the forest and take photos for Instagram? Like we mock our poses and stuff? Can you imagine a tree posing like a girl on Instagram?
#20 What if we had personal musicians who followed us around everywhere we went, and they played music according to what was happening at that given moment? Oh, and they wore matching outfits.
#21 What if lakes were full of mermaids and crazy creatures, and they protected us every time we went swimming from the big angry sea creatures that want to eat us? Like a war was happening under us in the water and we have no idea.
#22 What if when songs were stuck in our heads, they actually played out loud for everybody to hear? Imagine. How insane that would sound in a group of people? Absolute chaos, honestly.
#23 What if instead of doing laundry, we just turned to a computer screen every time we wanted to change clothing, and it would immediately change on our bodies, like a computer game?
#24 What if every time we took a photo, instead of hearing the “shutter” sound, we heard a woman’s scream. I think we would take a lot less photos, that is for sure.
#25 What if instead of hair, we grew vines with flowers right out of our heads? Oh, and facial hair and body hair was the same. We would be beautiful gods and goddesses!